getting my wood cut

Gettin my wood cut means getting his Dick ready to smash like shaving and cleaning the aria.

“DUDE IM GETTING MY WOOD CUT FOR TONIGHT “
“Damn bro are u smashing?”

by Knowsalot3 March 2, 2019

Gettin’ turkeyed

1. Falling victim to a prank.
2. Drinking alcohol until belligerent.

‘Saturday night baby we gettin’ turkeyed!’

by Jgvbhcxfghnk March 19, 2019

gettin shacked

When you get barreled on a wave and you get absolutely pitted, smashed, and stoked at the same time

“The waves looked pretty good out there, get anything good?”
“Yeah brah, I was out there gettin shacked and everything. Im so stoked!”

by gnarlybrah15 June 2, 2019

Getting something published on Urban dictionary

A metaphor for a near impossible task

Phool: "That test is 20 pages long and I got ten minutes to do it!"
Ramroaster: "So that's a 'getting something published on Urban dictionary' situation?"
Phool: "Yep."

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

Gettin' Groovy with Improovy

When applying Improovy principles to get to that state of being where so many pain points in your life are removed, that you just feel happy.

Finally gettin' groovy with Improovy and life is good.

by Love and Innovation September 6, 2020

Getting UCF'ed

Not getting what you deserve despite having truly earned it.

Example: The only undefeated 2017 college football team was UCF, and they were left out of the playoff. Hence they got UCF’ed.

“The undefeated Cincinnati Bearcats keep winning and haven’t moved in the CFP Rankings. They’re Getting UCF'ed.”

“CCU is getting UCF’ed because they play in the Sun Belt conference”

“I did all that extra work this year and got passed on for the promotion. I got UCF’ed.”

by Daniel Tosh December 7, 2020

getting a growie

An Australian phrase referring to an erection

James was heading off to Australia causing John to think he wouldn’t be getting a growie for a long time

by Jacksimon98 May 28, 2021