gafflesnatch

verb, to take or "yoink" without permission

I gafflesnatched that chicks panties when she passed out on the coffetable

or

Hey, Gafflesnatch a 5 spot out of the collection tray for me, I'm out of pot.

by SoCalJack August 21, 2006

Gaffigan Aside

That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"

The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!

Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)

by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010

Gaffner

A faggot.

Creator:(Shane "Burfy" Michael Campbell)

Cliff: That guy is carrying a purse!
Me: What a gaffner!

by Shane Campbell September 21, 2004

gaffer

1 An old man;
2 A old man that drones on endlessly

1 "My grandpa's a funny little gaffer"
2 "My socials teacher is such a gaffer"

by Johanna September 9, 2004

gaffer

A gaffer(as seen on the rolling credits of a movie) is a guy who runs around with different multicolored rolls of duck tape on the movie set and makes sure the set doesnt fall apart for the scene.

"Tell the gaffer to go make sure those overhead lighting wires are out of the scene."

by Ivez May 8, 2005

gaffing

the action of talking/chatting/gossiping

michelle spent all afternoon gaffing with simone

by Kev Dogg February 28, 2008

gaffer-fuck

To pirate media, such as movies, music, and games using the internet. The little people like gaffers (lighting electricians on movie sets) get fucked the worst by piracy.

Man, I just gaffer-fucked that new Gnarls Barkley album, it's great.

by diku July 30, 2008