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Future Cat

A (typically male) person that reads every future blog, technology blog, and probably every video game blog. A Future Cat truly believes that one day within the next 10-30 years man will answer to, or actually physically become robotic, as it is the next step in evolution. He believes people will be uploading their brain to a cloud (due to singularity, a concept made somewhat popular in the technology world by Vernor Vinge in 1993 ,and then reiterated by Ray Kurzweil in 2000) that will allow people to virtually live on, even after the Earth is uninhabitable.
Brandon: "Dude, stop working out, in 2025 we will be made out of nanobots. All we have to do is program our bodies to be fresh-to-death through the computer...and they will be."

Kyle: "Yeah, right! You're just a lazy future cat!"
by Jailhouse Nancy March 25, 2012
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Future

jemimAOur future is fucked, as is humanity!”
by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019
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Futuresfuture

That guy over there (futuresfuture) is a big simp.
by Average-broccoli-enjoyer July 7, 2023
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two weeks into the future

The near future.

Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.

Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.
"I just read a really good science fiction novel. You should check it out if you're into that sort of thing."

"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"

"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."
by Richard Phillips February 15, 2006
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Future Fest

A colossal 10,000 person rave coming to the Travis County Expo Center in Austin Texas. It will have 4 separate arenas, all for a different type of electronic music. It takes place on June 27, 2009. Get your tickets!
Person 1: Future Fest is going to be the shit! I can't wait to see Evol Intent and Atb and Delta 9!

Person 2: I can't go.. I'm going on a family vacation..

Person 1: Thats lame, but theres another massive rave called Divas coming Labor Day weekend.
by Raving in Austin June 14, 2009
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Future Kittens

Future Kittens are kittens that haven't been born yet. However, they're still adorable.

They are generaly described as little floating balls of fuzz with ears and whiskers. They float around in the infinite abys of not being born yet until they are ready to be loved.
"Future kittens, future kittens. Haven't been born yet but their still adorable."

"mew mew mew... maaooo"

"Tyler Durden is a future kitten!"
by Stroppy43858345834 June 1, 2009
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space future

What stupid future malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!
by lunar April 4, 2003
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