Whores Funnel* (aka hoes web*)
Definition:
A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).
From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.
Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Definition:
A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).
From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.
Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Dude 1: Bro, I was just tryna watch some harmless TikToks, and now I’m subscribed to three different OnlyFans. What happened?!
Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.
Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.
Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.
Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.
Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
by ramen connoisseur January 30, 2025
Get the Whores Funnelmug. Traffic in Pittsburgh, PA
by Johnny bag of dicks December 20, 2015
Get the funnel of shitmug. Requiring two people (minimum), the host inserts the end of a vape (e-cigarette) into their anus leaving the mouth piece exposed. The second person proceeds to take a puff whilst the host farts through the vape leaving a nutty after-taste to your chosen vape flavour. This can be chained Human Centipede style for a group of as many people as you'd like.
by CBRadi0 February 12, 2022
Get the Fruity Funnelmug. by Rude Ruby Rudy April 9, 2019
Get the funnelmug. When attempting to insert fist inside vaginal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating a fetus leaving the womb. Similar to fecal funnel when the same process is applied to the anus.
by agentmiket013 September 26, 2017
Get the fetal funnelmug. A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.
Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.
by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008
Get the Candy Funnelmug. A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.
by CP Dogg June 8, 2021
Get the get the funnelmug.