Folding Dishes

Code for jerking off

"hold on I'm folding dishes"

by Chia_3690 October 19, 2021

Sitcom fold

This is the action of folding something in half once and just rolling it up the rest of the way as if you actually cared about folding it.

Derek: Dude, let's go. I'm about to just leave you here.

Mark: My girlfriend told me to fold this laundry.

Derek: Oh, come on! Just do a couple of sitcom folds and roll out!

by Chaklet Kake June 28, 2010

Veiny Fold

When a man cannot get an erection, he folds his flaccid penis in half and penetrates the vagina.

I couldn't get a boner last night because of the adderall I took, so I gave her the veiny fold.

by FoldMeGaGa September 22, 2010

Folding chair

Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.

"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

imma fold you

The act of beating a niggas ass so hard the compress into a pile of clothes.

It is usually said after an acquaintance says something idiotic. Or someone wants to fight you. It is used aggressively and as fighting words

Nigga 1: Bruh your mama sucked my dick last night .

Nigga 2: Bruh put ya paws up imma fold yo ass.

ALT: Better scramble like an egg or imma fold you like an omlete.

by Cuck Me Hard April 16, 2017

Fold a Fitted Sheet

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.

That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.

by Coopdaville1985 June 7, 2018

New York fold

When eating a pizza, it's what New Yorkers do when (normally) they start eating a slice. They fold their slice in half the long way.

You can tell Mike is a New Yorker because he does the New York fold when he eats pizza.

by 1ra2ndom3 April 22, 2019