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FOB

Full Of Bullshit.
People who frequently prefer using white lies when arguing with you to convince themselves they are right. Those people also give you random and misplaced excuses on different topics to avoid facing their problems. Problem is, you know they are lying to protect themselves or trying to manipulate you.
- It's the 3rd time Tim gives up his graduate studies. Last year he gave up his first year of law school because "he couldn't stand one of his teachers". Now he just gave up osteopathy because "his ex follows the same course". He's FOB, his parents keep giving him money for that. Can't he find a job instead?

- Lea is so FOB. She said she couldn't come home because she was sick but she kept publishing party pics on her facebook.

- Some beeping noise in the kitchen woke me up at 3am and I surprised my stepdad . He said he heard someone outside, but I know he's FOB because the range hood was on. He doesn't know how to turn on the light on it and just wanted to sneak in the fridge for some secret night snack...
by secretom August 17, 2017
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fob!!
by makootenay July 20, 2018
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Fobs

Arabs, Curries, Africans and Asians. All ruining countries one at a time.
Fobs just stole a car.
Kmart is full of Fobs.
Fobs smell.
Fobs can't drive.
Fobs steal jobs.
Fobs speak funny.
Fobs work at servo.
Fobs at the gym.
by fittycentBBC August 21, 2018
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Fob

A Fijian, Tongan, Samoan or etc that now lives in Australia. Fob mean Fresh Off The Boat.
Sione is a from tonga, he’s a cool fob
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Fobbing

"fobbing": The art of shoving your kids off on someone else.
" I can't stand my kids so much I've taken to fobbing them off on my mom. She's so stupid she thinks it's her idea."
by Outtatowncheese June 8, 2018
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those Asian people you see in highschool that wears expensive brands and only hangs out with people that can speak their native language and also wears expensive brands
look at those fobs in front of us
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Fob

Fresh off the boat

People who aren't white. This includes, but not limited to;
Cook Islanders
Samoans
Asians
Fijians
Basically anyone in the Pacific Ocean

Fobs are the best kinds of people. They know how to party, know how to cook, know their songs, can dance hella good and more. They mostly have huge pots and pans to cook for their huge families. ( Normally around 11-13 children ). They also cook for family events; e.g. Weddings, Funerals, Birthdays, White Sunday, New Years ect.

They are gansta and normally black people are jealous of them. Black people tend to hate on them and start fights because FOBS are too skuxx. There are alot of fights between Black people and FOBS. Black people tend to start fights 3 on 1 while a FOB is alone. But as soon as it's an even fight Black People run away to get more people because they are scared.

FOBS are muscular and strong. This is because they eat alot, but they are also doing work 24/7 to burn all the food and gain muscle. E.G; climbing coconut tress, mowing the lawn, Cleaning the house.

FOBS are the best dancers. From New Zealanders, Cook Islanders, Samoans, Tongans ect. The girls can move their hips; a real turn on. But the boy's fire dance is too die for. The boys learn the fire dance and can get alot of exercise from practising. This also helps to burn the food off. Traditional dances are preformed at weddings, birthdays, new years, Christmas and other events.
"damnn look at that FOB"
"Damn she thick, and look at the way she moves her hips"

"Look at how they are doing that fire dance, how do they move their legs like that?"
"They must be FOB"
by Emanea May 23, 2018
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