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flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting
Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...
by Susanne Jameson May 13, 2005
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high end flirting

Getting expensive gifts delivered to the office...not flowers, actual gifts. Fancy.
"A silk tie and Cole Haan wallet were delivered today... He's totally high end flirting with you."
by cjcmkenn October 18, 2012
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Floating Rock Mentality

A nihilistic mentality which mostly teenagers use to belittle and dismiss any tasks they have as unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Most often used by people who aren't actually nihilistic or mentally ill but by dick heads (usually teenagers) who don't want to do 2 pages of homework.
Dude 1: Dude, you're failing every single class. I can help you with homework if you want!
Dude 2: We live on a floating rock, I don't care
Dude 1: Not the floating rock mentality. dude, it's not that hard.
by A.Aron March 15, 2021
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fake flirting

When she won’t admit that her boyfriend and unloyal and flirts with everyone but her
Riley: He doesn’t flirt with everyone it’s just fake flirting.

Judy: He hit on Mary so hard at the party last night.
Riley: FAKE FLIRTING!
by i like ban November 6, 2017
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Floating Newspaper

A nickname or derogatory name for someone who goes around and tells everyone secrets or personal information you shared with them that was supposed to have been kept private.

Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Person A: Hey, have you heard what Lacy has been telling people about you and Shon kissing behind the school?

Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
by Marziba January 4, 2010
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Floating

When someone stands alone in a wide expanse like a square or field and engages with their mobile device. Standing motionless sometimes pacing, head down locked in the internet.

Like you're in the physical realm but you're floating in cyberspace
"Yo this guy's walking around like he has no friends n shit."

"Nah, just leave him be, he's floating bruh."
by aWarpingTrick July 28, 2017
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floating Sigvald

The act of urinating massively in the partners mouth and then quickly defacate before they have time to swallow, making the turd float.
Carlo: So what did you get Holly for her birthday?
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.
by Jenny WithnaJjiJane Withnaill January 30, 2018
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