Flocking

The act of covering a inanimate object in your jizz and then covering it with pubes whilst using the jizz as a glue

Man 1: yo dude, you wanna go flocking with out pinky pie toys later?

Man 2: Im calling the cops.

by Ifyouseethisspqrykitsme April 20, 2025

flock of jizz

Cum dripping from the tip of one's penis

That girl liked the flock of jizz from my dick

by Kkkade October 12, 2016

Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022