ham-fisting

the act of repairing things with little knowledge on the proper way of doing it. Similar to back yard mechanic but with the incentive to improve performance or resale value of the object being repaired

Did you see Nathan and Nick ham-fisting that ramp? I will probably break when they try to jump off of it.

by huck&shred March 7, 2013

inner dildo sword fighting

the act of shoving your cock up a girls pussy, then taking a dildo and shoving it up her butt so that your penis and the dildo touch

wow i was inner dildo sword fighting last night and she screamed so loud that the neighbors came down stairs and grabbed my giant dick and used it as a lasso to get the kid out of the well, then i went back to having hard sex with her while she screamed out the names of the characters on seasame street. then big bird came in there and lets just say i found out why they called him big bird. when big bird left i had an orgy with chuck norris and cocktimus prime..... too bad i have to suffer the pain now

by killmeihavenolife21 March 2, 2010

Cat Fisting

The act of putting your arm in a swamp in the hopes of attracting a catfish to attach itself to your fist so that you can later eat it (usually performed by rednecks) after performing this act it is not unusual for the participant's hands to be bloodied

Jim- Why is your arm so scratched up?
Jeff- I was cat fisting.

by Landon Morehead December 17, 2008

facebook fishing

The act of articulating a Facebook status update in which one's true intention is to see how many "likes" or comments he/she can receive. This is usually done by individuals with, but is not limited to, low self-esteem, boredom, and/or a feeling of little self-worth.

Girl #1: Did you see Casey's Facebook status?

Girl #2: No, was it desperate?

Girl #1: Yeah--she was totally Facebook fishing.

by Bambi Burgundy December 29, 2010

Fishing pole

When you cum in a girls mouth and have a string of your jizz connecting your penis to the girls mouth.

Your penis is the pole your jizz is the string and the girl is the fish

I fished that bitch onto my dick via a fishing pole

by Andrew schreefer February 4, 2009

traffic fishing

Any kind of news published on websites with the sole intention of increasing traffic.

Gus- "hey look, Gamesradar published another 'Babes of the Week' article"
Harold-"Traffic fishing again?"
Arden- "They must be really desperate for ad-money this month"

by FSTK October 23, 2008

Hobo Fishing

To park a pickup truck with food in the bed in the middle of the slums and hide in the cab and when hobos get in the bed of the truck the driver speeds away, bringing the hobos with him for his own nefarious purposes.

I went hobo fishing yesterday. Now 11 hobos are locked up in my shed.

by Flirm Li December 28, 2010