Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!

Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?

by Filipino sundae May 16, 2016

Filipino John

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John

I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself

by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022

Filipino Chocolate Swirl

Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.

"Can we please have just one more Filipino Chocolate Swirl before bed?"

by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025

DIY Filipino

A person who has one biological parent of East Asian descent and one biological parent of Hispanic descent, called so because the features of those two ethnicities often produce a child with features that resemble a Filipino.

"Dude, are you like Filipino or something?"
"I'm what you call DIY Filipino, I have a Mexican dad and a Chinese mom"

by SlowieLowie March 10, 2019

Filipino Ham

The odor that any sandwich excretes after being raped in the hopes to come up with a substitute for mayonnaise.

Johnny’s always bringing Filipino Ham subs for lunch. Don’t talk to him.

by OGR3 April 23, 2018

Filipino humor

something that my friend made up. filipino humor is someone (who’s filipino) who thinks “loud = funny” liked hazbin hotel, helluva boss, have those insufferable wolf cuts, etc.. i am pretty sure my friend saw one of these people online once. now she thinks everyone who is filipino is like that.

ariana: “that girl has filipino humor”
marley: what is that supposed to be?

by teambluuu August 23, 2025

Filipino Piledriver

A competition wherein two people stick their ass holes together and violently shit. This continues until the winner is decided via their shit entering the other person’s ass.

Did you see that Nick lost to that guy Ean? They were doing a Filipino Piledriver, and as always Ean remains undefeated.

by AsianLongMan February 9, 2025