Field Pudding

noun: Watermelon

"My momma's momma used to love eating watermelon out on them cotton fields...she calls it field pudding"

Darneesha: Hey Shanequa what's for desert tonight?
Shanequa: I just got some watermelon on my food stamps
Darneesha: Ummm umm umm I just love that field pudding!

by Big Man of Men February 26, 2009

Field Goal

Throwing a turd over a shower rod on an unsuspecting roommate.

Nigel wouldn't get out of the shower, so I Field Goal'd his sorry ass.

by psychosquid February 6, 2012

killing fields

A word used for describing the deaths in Cambodia.

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Shiti Field

The new ballpark for the Mets. Since the old one was a filthy stinking sewage dump (Shea Stadium) the new Shiti Field wont be much better, especially compared to the new Yankee Stadium.

Shiti Field looks like shit. It probably will smell like a sewer since its built on a landfill in Flushing right next to where Shea was.

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

Car field

Another word for road or street.

Yea man it’s right on the main car field then turn left.

by Hannahisntreal May 22, 2022

Field Trip

A journey across the lands in a large, typically yellow, vehicle that smells like someone took a shit, ate said shit, then regurgitated it. Usually sing-alongs are involved, that are then shut down by that one bitchy girl in the front who’s trying to read.

Boy 1: Yo we are going on a field trip
Boy 2: fuck yeah

Everybody on the bus: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
Bitchy girl in front: Shut up, I’m trying to read here.

by Muffintime420_03 November 3, 2019

Field Mushroom

A man with an less than average sized penis sprouting long pubic hair.

As he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. "Jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. I bet it's delicious." she said. He replied with a hoping smile.

by Muggen Mole (Rock'n Roll) July 21, 2015