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doing a fucking fidgits 

The need to keep reaffirming you're in a relationship with strnagers on the internet rather than simply having a relationship.
Hi, anyone know the weather for the weekend?

Oh sure - I looked earlier as Mrs me and I wanted to know too. Did I mention we're an item????

You're doing a fucking fidgits, you shit!!

fudgetunnel

That guy loves to take it in the fudgetunnel
fudgetunnel by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

First-year fridget 

Someone around the age of 12/13 who has not yet had a meet/shift/french kiss. Irish slang.
In the Irish educational system, after graduating from primary school (about 12 years old) you move onto the first year in secondary school. Therefore a first-year is just your average pre-teen. However, by that age, the best way to be popular is to not be a fridget. A fridget is someone who has never "met" (also Irish slang.) someone. In most cases, people are slagged for being a first-year fridget, but only lightly by friends. Being a first-year fridget isn't bad, but boys typically try to get a meet before first year to avoid the situation altogether, and also in an attempt to show off to their friends.
"Hey, in your school do you get bullied for being a first-year fridget?"
"Nah, yer grand."
"Really?"
"No mate, you're screwed."
"..."
"Don't worry though. Just go to a disco or something. You'll get a meet there.

"Thanks, bro."
somebody who does not like to be touched by a male/female, somebody who may be scared to be touched sexually or kissed.
"can i kiss you or touch you?"
"ermmmmmm im not sure"
"it's a simple yes or no"
"mabey"
fridget by joelle June 7, 2005

figgety fun

that stripper was figgety fun, yo!

John Fidge 

Curly blonde afro. Built like a train but only faster. Sits at full forward. when the balls coming in leads like a panther. Crashes the pack and takes the grab. Averages a bag of 10 a game. Once kicked 124 goals in a season for Glenelg.
Today i played like John Fidge.
John Fidge by TrimmazDaEsh November 7, 2018