Ferret

A pedophile, this is because of bullshit censorship to protect yulkytulky.

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a pedo

(Redacted) : no, this displeases me

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a ferret

by Igor- December 2, 2020

Rusty ferret

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.

Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.

Why?

Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty

by Rlwilliamas October 11, 2016

Ferret

A ground type pokemon, commonly sighted oh earth, although EX versions are strictly not found on earth.

A ferret just defeated my best pokemon!

by HyperOwl April 6, 2018

gouch ferret

this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.

So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!

by Nik Danger April 11, 2010

Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.

My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret

by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022

Japanese Snow Ferret

Verb-When you do blow off a Japanese man’s dick and then he bends you over and anally pleasures you.

I can hardly sit down after I was Japanese snow ferreted last night.

by Snowqueen May 24, 2024

Ferret

An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.

Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.

'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.

by TJ247 April 4, 2020