felcher

Someone who places a half comatose small furry creature, like a mouse, in a plastic bad and then inserts it in their anus. As the mouse awakes it will start to move around; thereby pleasuring the felcher.

An Officer and a Gentleman could never be a felcher

by Mr Ray May 5, 2005

felching

when you do her up the ass and then lick it out after!

I felched my mama, and it was good!

by bug eyed bob September 8, 2003

felcha

it involves 2 gay guys one puts his dick up his ass then cums up his ass and then sucks it out with a straw.

Gay Couple

by Lee May 24, 2004

felching

As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.

Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.

by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016

Felching

When the ejaculate is licked from the anus after ejaculation into said anus.

Trent was way into felching my anus, so I dumped him.

by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016

Felcher

1.Someone who consumes Seamen from another persons orifice

2. Slurpin' ya cum from an ass or sumfin

to felch, felching, felched, felch wizard

Dave Slammed his bird in da ass and exploded iz load up er. Den Drank it. Felcher Innit

by freddy felcher June 18, 2006

felchit snowballer

A guy who likes felching and then shares it with his partner!

Are you seriously a felchit snowballer, that's disgusting!

by Krazykev22 May 16, 2010