Federal Diplomas

Legal tender (cash) in the form of legally minted paper bills.
n. Federal Diploma ->A single legally minted paper bill of a positive financial value such as a $1 bill, $5 bill, $100 bill, etc.

"Bob got a college diploma to get a job that will allow him to earn the federal diplomas that he will need to get a Ferrari."

"That stripper wasn't impressed by the number of inches of your junk; only the number of digits on the federal diploma you gave her."

by J. L. Franklin June 2, 2008

fedging

Fantasy football hedging. Cheering for your fantasy football players without re-guard to the actual outcome of the game. The type of football rooting that disgusts die hard fans of actual football teams.

I was fedging last night when I was needed McNabb to throw a TD against the Giants despite having grown up a Giants fan.

by Dsweat November 29, 2009

Fadge Gasket

A large object used to "Plug the Hole" of a womans pussy, i.e. a penis.

I tapped off with the office bike last night and pluggged her with my fadge gasket

by BallBreaker71 June 13, 2010

Fadge Bandit

A gent who wears a cum-stained eye-mask when attending a masquerade ball.

James: 'Why, that chap over there is a right fadge bandit'.

Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'

James: 'Disgusting.'

by Jimmy-Manuel November 28, 2010

Fedney

Caribbean name that originates from the name Sidney. Fedney is a unique name that is classified as down to earth, loyal, and trustworthy. Although there are not many Fedneys' around they will tell you how they feel about you, whether you like it or not.

Fedney is a great person, with a good sense of humor.

by A_PieceofCOCO March 26, 2013

FedEx Rule

To have sex with someone else after recently breaking up with your ex. The faster you move on, the faster you get over them. Like FedEx (fast shipping/movement, fast delivery).

As Jenna was heartbroken over her recent break-up, she applied the FedEx Rule to herself and was over her ex in a week.

by thatoneguyfromthe90s April 8, 2016

federalcream

The jizz and or ejaculation of a government official.

President Trump shot his FederalCream at the audience during his speech.

by PTFE February 7, 2017