fatassons

fat-ass-sons: a family in witch each member is overweight to morbidly obese. also a fatasson family will act like a gaggle of hens. the mother will be extremely overprotective, while the father will almost be just as much so. fatassons are also opposed to exercise. in most cases, a fatasson mother will be worried when her child gets "sweaty". a typical fatasson household is cluttered with clothes and other debris such as food wrappers, paper shreddings, juice stains, and cookie crumbs. the house tends to smell like stale food, dirty clothes or animals. most likely a combination of the three.

dude your not allowed to go to the mall by yourself? your family is such a bunch of fatassons.

by cheesemonster104 February 14, 2009

fatascular

Used to describe a person acting like a fatass in a non-physical activity.

That fatascular Jim won't even do his taxes.

by omain February 4, 2010

fartashgen

I large portion of Methane gas caused by travellers eating vending machine foods from airports

Fartashgen levels rose to 150pcu during the Iceland volcanic eruption. And airports were closed due to methane gas leakage.

by buttonnz May 19, 2010

fatasstasize

Verb: Alike cancer that spreads from one area of the body to another (metastasize), this word is used to describe the action by which a particularly lazy individual teaches another person how to pawn off their work on somone else.

Did you see that John is orienting all the new nurses? He is going to fatasstasize them into having us do all their work for them.

by W. Bill September 26, 2010

fagasher

British slang for someone who smokes

Look at her smoking. She is such a fagasher.

by AnnRaSa November 21, 2013

fatass mccracken

Super fatass with a huge ass crack

Whoa check out that plumber. He's a fatass mccracken

by therealretard01 April 25, 2014

falashiorapter

A girl with aggressive oral game but uses too much teeth.

Why you icing your junk bro? Brittany is a killer falashiorapter man.

by Bobafett1113 January 4, 2016