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Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.
"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."
by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014
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Someone horrendously ugly. Only a mother would love them or ( maybe not ). They're that ugly.
Salvatore Vitale has a face only a mother could love.
by sjjs2 March 1, 2009
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why the long face?

a question asked to know why someone is upset
It's Christmas, Jane. Why the long face? (Why are you so unhappy on Christmas?)
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blowing smoke in someones face

A flirtatious gesture, generally used as a silent way to ask the second party if they "wanna fuck?" Not to be confused with the same gesture meaning "fuck you!"
All it took to get lucky, was "blowing smoke in someones face". And her smile was the only answer he needed.
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brat face

a term of endearment used twords the people in your life that you love that just seem to drive you a little batty every now and then.
"you're such a brat face sometimes."
by Julia Ashley March 25, 2008
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timbo in the face

to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket.
remember the time timbo went to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket in the face!

that was so timbo in the face!!
by Timbo until tomorrow November 16, 2009
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Wat up wit it vanilla face?

a greeting, usually to a white female homie; however can also be shortened to "wat up wit it?" to include all your homies.
Girl: Hey chris!
Chris: Wat up wit it vanilla face?
by 5izzlinhot49 October 28, 2010
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