T.O.F.T.S.

Too Old For This Shit.

I can't stay up late for The Office marathons anymore. I'm T.O.F.T.S.

by Alucrix28 October 21, 2009

T.W.M.F.T.

(toom foot) Acronym for the phrase; Total Waste of My Fucking Time.

That meeting was a T.W.M.F.T.

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

e.m.p.f.t.b

Eat my pussy from the back

I Want Tou To E.M.P.F.T.B
???
Eat My Pussy From The Back

by Kate_Rogers January 8, 2019

FTS

Abv. Fuck That Shit

go MUNGING??? FTS!!!

by Strap_ON May 19, 2003

FTGDMFW

For
The
God
Damn
Mother
Fucking
Win

Bob: Hey guys, let's head on to the strip club.
Joe: YEAH! Tits FTGDMFW!!!

by esheg4ever23 February 5, 2009

ftog

Ftog is an acronym for (F)ruity (T)roglodytes (O)n (G)ooch.

“I don’t care if Cody says it means ‘Full Tank of Gas’! Ftog will always mean Fruity Troglodytes On Gooch!”

by notizzygoaway March 18, 2021

FTO

Common code word used by many Chicago street gang thugs meaning "Fuck The Opps" or "Fuck the Oppositions". The code word is generally used and aimed at the Chicago Police Department. Many of Chicago's rappers such as Chief Keef, Fredo Santana, and King Louie use this abbreviation in their songs.

Chief Keef: "FTO, O-BLOCK BANG BANG"

by chi-town bro August 19, 2012