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foresnips

A small pair of scissors / clippers used for circumcision
Hey bro, pass me the foresnips. This little man has got way too much skin”
by Phyllis307 January 17, 2021
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foreskin

The foreskin prepuce is a retractable fold of skin that covers the bell end (glans) and PROTECTS it when the penis is not erect. Almost all mammals have foreskins.

Often viewed as ugly or unhygienic by circumcised men who somehow think a dry pink helmet is more attractive than a sheathed member, or uneducated american women who clearly have never heard of a daily hygiene regime ie washing.

Also attacked by religious peoples who overlook the fact that a) man was created in Gods image, which if taken to mean the physical form would strongly indicate God has a foreskin.... Is He unhygienic too?
b) If 'intelligent design' is an answer to darwinism is that a suggestion that God or other creator is a crap inventor when it comes to sexual organ engineering?
"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"
by Bobolovski December 13, 2008
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Feta Foreskin

The shit that builds up under your foreskin, usually developed on people who are lazy or the fact their parents didn't raise them properly.Oh and the fact that it pretains one of the most nasty smells on earth.
"Good Fucking Lord Carl, I can Smell the Feta Foreskin from here."
by Corrado August 6, 2006
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Foreskin Cannoli

When a man with an uncircumcised penis overlaps his foreskin onto the head of a circumcised penis. The two men then jerk off until they ejaculate. This will fill up the foreskin of the uncircumcised mans penis making it look like a cannoli.
Two men bought a house in San Francisco and as a housewarming gift the next door neighbors gave them a Foreskin Cannoli
by Skeet The Hooded Warrior January 1, 2014
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foreskinning

The act of ripping ones foreskin off (whether accidental or purposely) during sexual intercourse.
Holy crap, Edgar, I ripped your foreskin off! I didn't know I was foreskinning you!
by Gender binary May 22, 2016
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Frankenstien's Foreskin

The dead, scarred flesh left as the result of too much cosmetic surgery.
After having her tits do the hokey-cokey one time too many, Jordan's bust still looked great from the top,
but the underside looked like Frankenstien's foreskin.
by TheBadFire December 29, 2007
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Foreskin Nibbler

A friend or acquaintance who is acting like such a complete "GAY" motherfucking douche bag or asshole that u just want to shove there head into the nearest port-o-potty
1: Hey quit being a foreskin nibbler before i whoop your ass

2: Why you gotta be actin' like such a foreskin nibbler

3: Dude you completely ruined any chance of being with Stacey because you were acting like a huge foreskin nibbler
by SPEED-DEMON-91 May 1, 2011
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