football mustache

A very thin mustache that is usually worn by a teenager. It is known as a football mustache because it is said that there are only 11 hairs on each side.

The teenage boy walked by a girl and winked at her. She looked back and thought "Eww gross! I could never kiss him, he has a football mustache!"

by holymolyhorsie August 6, 2014

Flag Football

When a male wants to have sex with a female while she is on her period, but the female doesn't want to. Male yells "Flag Football" and object is for the female to try to score a touchdown by getting to the bed before the male pulls the flag aka string of tampon out. If male pulls out the flag then he gets to have sex.

Bob: I'm so tired from flag football last night.

Karl: Oh you play intramurals?

Bob: No dude, I played 3 games with my lady last night and I pulled her flag all 3 times.

NFL Tackle Football Touchdown Super Bowl

by Underdog007 June 4, 2013

Eastmont Football

Big 9 Champs

Best Defense in the state

Better than Wenatchee

We own the Wenatchee Valley
Simply the best

“Yo you heard about Eastmont football “
“Yeah bro they beast asf”

by Unknownauthor2000 March 11, 2019

Rye Football

One of the Best Football Programs in NEW YORK STATE. They don't lose very often, a matter a fact the RYE Garnets are 49-5 in the last 5 years so that just tells you how good they are. They won the State Championship in 2005 and are looking for another one in 2006. They have been to the state Championship 3 years in a row. They are Disciplined, well coached, strong , athletic, very talented and fast.

Rye football is like The new york Yankees of High school football. Rye is very good

by THe man June 19, 2006

Football Twitter

A section of Twitter where people discuss football. Hates Americans and people who call football “soccer”. Strongly anti-trans people. Speaks roadman in conversations. Big accounts include: @TheSaltIsHere, @CFC_Mod, @OzilThings, @Vintage_Utd and @UTDTrey.

“Yeah Football Twitter was mad today uno, these manz was giving out Ozil slander so @OzilThings ratio’d dem but man like @UTDTrey came in and started givin out Ozil abuse.”

by PøgbaSeniorPassTheSalt March 5, 2021

Football Twitter

A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySalah" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.

What did you do in the weekend mate?
Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me

by Ladfromsomewhere January 5, 2019

Football Fusion

A bad game that is filled with exploiters and little kids crying that they don't get picked for QB. People that play this game tend to be 5'2 and At least 300 Pounds. Famous for being a carbon copy of Legendary Football and having the largest Game Population that has not matured past 3rd grade. If you would like to play better football games there are a lot of Options Like OFL. Or, even better just play a good sports game like HCBB.

"Hey, my favorite game is football fusion, I cant wait to moss some kids!."
"How old are you?"

by CaptainR0bo April 23, 2021