Trouser ferret

A large penis

Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing

by Big daddy 11 January 3, 2017

Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy November 30, 2020

Ferret

A pedophile, this is because of bullshit censorship to protect yulkytulky.

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a pedo

(Redacted) : no, this displeases me

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a ferret

by Igor- December 2, 2020

fluffy ferret

a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned

I just got a fluffy ferret! It's seeping away my life energy

by ElongatedRat December 3, 2020

Coping Ferret

One or more humans who stand on the coping of a skatepark. Most common when it’s not their turn to ride.

That scooter kid won’t get off the coping, their such a Coping Ferret.

by Ferret Slayer July 12, 2021

toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.

While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.

by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012

Text Ferret

Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.

OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.

by Korty4040 May 19, 2023