Faux Haux

One who is a devoted fan of The Fab Faux, a Beatles tribute band.

One who goes to all or most of The Fab Faux concerts.

One who follows The Fab Faux wherever they're performing, like the Dead Heads of the Grateful Dead.

One who thinks The Fab Faux is the cat's meow.

Boyfriend: Do you want to get tickets to the upcoming Fab Faux concert?

Girlfriend: I purchased them months ago!

Boyfriend: You're such a Faux Haux!

Girlfriend: Yep!

by Sweetest Candy Floss December 16, 2009

faux shizzle

a heavenly combination of white chocolate, cinnamon, and hazelnut, with a shot of espresso all in a wonderful cup of seattle's best coffee at The Canyon Cafe and Bistro at the University of Arizona in the Student Union Memorial Center.

Let's go to Canyon and get a faux shizzle!

by fauxshizzlelover December 2, 2010

Faux Negro

The act of doing something niggerdly with the attempt to appear as if you are hip with black culture, or trying to act black entirely. Impersonators are often white/wiggers.

Guy #1: Look at John, he tries to act sooo black.

Guy #2: Yeah! He's so Faux Negro.

*he walks over*

John: Yo, what up white triggs?

by Joshjoshjoshjoshw. September 24, 2010

faux-stache

A moustache that is only half-formed. Generally exists from ages 12-17 if not shaved. Also known as a mexi-stache.

Those kids down at the anime club sure love their faux-staches.

by Veal April 8, 2006

faux sho

"not really"
It sounds like agreement, but it's really the opposite.

Faux sho is the yin to the yang of fo sho.

by You know me by name February 24, 2008

Faux-Hipster

When one gives off the impression off being interesting, artisitic, cosmopolitan, progressive, different and witty but really it is a victory of style over substance. They dress in the highest of indepdendent fashions, they ooze this abstract indepedence and trendiness. They are generally aesthetically-pleasing but as soon as you spark a conversation with one of them you soon realise it is all a facade to cover up the lack of personality, wit, creativity or intelligence. These are the pretentious middle-class imposters who flock to inner-cities because they think they will fit in.

Two guys are in a bar in Camden, they see a possible Hipster in the corner sipping her ice-tea and reading the latest copy of the Big Issue. One decides to walk over to her

Guy: Hey, can I just say your aura is enchanting!

Faux-Hipster Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....

Guy walks off disappointed. He sees his freind

Guy 2: How did it go?

Guy: Just another Faux-Hipster..

by SomeGuyCalledSomething July 28, 2010

Faux-bo

Short for faux ho-bo it is the style where it takes 5 hours and 400 dollars worth of clothes and accessories to look like you're poor and just rolled out of bed.

She washed, blow dried and straightened her hair only to throw it up in a messy ponytail, so faux-bo.

by Jordan October 7, 2004