e-flex

The art of convincing people over the internet how cool you are. E-flexing is mostly done by E-tards and hobo's with broadband.

Dude, I'm gonna e-flex you so bad, I would so kick your ass! And I'm certain about it even though I've never saw you, also its good that I will never see you, as it would most probably mean I'd get my fat nerdy ass kicked.

by Tudor Hansson April 22, 2006

No flex November

During No Flex November, one is not allowed to flex in any way, both physically and mentally, including muscles, money earned, grades and sexual contact. No Flex November is often completed alongside with No Nut November, and after completing these 2 challenges you will gain mental advantage over your enemies, and physicall strenght out of this world.

Chris: Aye bro, you wanna do the No Flex November challenge?

Seb: Nah man I'm already doing the no fap challenge.
Chris: Bro we're gonna become gods!
Seb: Hell ye!

by zkrash November 1, 2018

flex

jai

person 1: "im so dedicated to football, I just smashed out a great training sesh im so good. like the academy just made me pro u should've seen me repping the goals at training today . plus my brows r on fleek today. also did u know also there's a town in Germany called Burmeister."

person 2: "geez that guy is such a flexer, I bet his name is jai"

by personwhoknowsalot March 30, 2020

No Flex Zone

Slang; Usually a party, but sometimes any place where one doesn't have to compete for women. The girls already like the guy and there aren't any other men there who aren't good friends, therefore, one doesn't have to flex to woo the women. The term was coined by the Ear Drummas with their song of the same name.

Whattup bro, I got like five hoes here and me, it's a straight no flex zone, so just throw on some clean clothes and come quick, we can probably gangbang 'em all.

by phantomvii June 7, 2015

Hit em with da flex

to satisfy a women in the bed room.

niggy d hit em with da flex and that girl kept beggin for some more.

by peter pan4564 June 16, 2010

falsexual

Classy cross dressers. They are known to actually look female rather than manly transvestites. The ultra feminine, 'I can't believe that chick has a dick' kinda deal.

"Wow...I never knew she was a man, she looked so hot, never guessed she was a falsexual."

by Ryan Nielsen (and his gf) February 8, 2007

Blow Flex

Getting a blow-job while you are benching large amounts of weight. Considered the holy grail of blow jobs. You get huge while getting hige.

A blow flex is where you go into a closet with a girl and she starts to pull your pants down. You looks for someplace to sit and you see a bench. As she starts sucking, you start benching, thus a blow flex.

by Supa Psych Mike June 19, 2010