Flaming Master Falcon Grip

When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.

Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg

Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!

Chick: wat????!

Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!

Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009

Tomika Falcon

Tom Felton. An ugly musty transphobe. He has a dog named willow that we need to save ASAP! He also has an obsession with Emma Watson.

Emma: Help! Tomika Falcon is trying to break into my house!
Tomika stans: No! He’s just uuhh... is out of sugar give it to him!
Emma: No! I won’t give sugar to that ugly transphobe!

by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 24, 2021

Millenium Falcon

A woman of dubious attractiveness who one of your friends nonetheless decides to copulate with. Named after the Star Wars quote when Princess Leia first lays eyes on Han Solo's ship and says "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Barney was at it again last night, right Millenium Falcon he brought home with him.

by Will-M February 10, 2009

Baltimore Falcon

The act of blowing multiple toxic farts at a sporting event when seated behind an annoying fan. The stench swoops down on the unsuspecting victim, who has no recourse but to leave their seat, never to return.

John: Thank goodness you gave that loudmouth in front of us the Baltimore Falcon.

Donny: Yeah, he was really getting on my nerves.

by Merv Flanders July 26, 2007

Itchy Falcon

When you rub your erect penis on a females unshaven pubic hair, until the penis draws blood. You then ejacualte on the females stomach, and also wipe blood on top of the semen.

Person 1: Dude i totally gave Andrea the itchy falcon last night
Person 2: Holy shit bro! Thats's hot as dicks!

by Ronnie McCoy January 10, 2010

Angry Falcon

The act of a female taking on five dicks at the same time: one in the front, one in the back, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. Combined with screeching noises, this position gives the appearance of an angry falcon, ready to swoop down on its prey.

"Man, did you see Maggie get angry falconed last night? I never thought she could take on 5 cocks at the same time."

by Ronnie Chupacabraz June 22, 2007

Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.

Jonah Falcon appeared in the May 2003 issue of Rolling Stone.

by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005