excuses are like asses

its a whole saying it says "excuses are like asses everyone has one" it basically says everyone has an ass and everyone has an excuse.

"That girl Kathy she never does anything and always has a some lame reason to back it up"
"Ya but excuses are like asses everyone has one"

by Annie May 22, 2004

Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.

by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) June 27, 2006

ExsertExponent

ExsertExponent is a inspiring new uprising musician that writes music from the heavens

Music released by ExsertExponent is known to be godly and enchanting and if you bully him you’ll die a slow and painful death

ExsertExponent is also known to be a very handsome fellow and quite the ladies man

Omg is that ExsertExponent! He’s so handsome and cool

I pray to the almighty ExsertExponent to release more godly music

by I love ExsertExponent May 30, 2021

Euser

(oo-sir) To be extremly bored

D00d im so Euser lets go do something.

by Xunia January 5, 2008

excuses for big nooses

the act of waiting for a minor character floor or slip-up to arise to justify being angery at an entity allowing you to publicly judge and socially 'hanging them' without social ramifications being passed on to the hanger.

This normally exhibits an exageration of the facts and feelings involved and an implimentation of the moral high ground so to be viewed as the 'bigger person' where as the real reason normally conists of the resonance with the angree's insicurites normally repressent by the stead fast alligning with the causes and the transference of responcibility to a higher power.

example of use:
1.judger: "look i can't just sit here while he treats every one like shit."
friend: "excuses for big nooses."
1.example of transference:
judger: "look it not up to me, what happens happens, the group will de side."

by taskmaster September 22, 2009

Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles

Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

by KiiboBestRobotBoi September 9, 2021

Exosexual

Exosexual is a sexual attraction involving power, authority or strength. Also manifesting as an attraction for authority figures. People who are exosexual may look for specific features in a partner, often having a secondary attraction to traits they associate with power or authority. Exosexuals can usually be lumped into two categories; those who are attracted to people having power over them, and those who attracted to people they have power over.

Person 1: "I can't believe our boss is such a control freak!"
Person 2: "I know, that makes him all the more attractive"
Person 1: "Excuse me?"
Person 2: "I'm exosexual"
Person 1: "oh, sorry, I didn't know... I can Introduce you two?"

by Theblackgoatsegg March 20, 2022