boo boo express

CTA's red line south of the loop to 95th st which passes through the heart of the ghetto on Chicagos

south side.

Are you taking the boo boo express to the sox game? No thanks, I don't feel like getting murdered, mugged or raped to go and see a baseball game.

by Dellgriffith September 26, 2015

honk town express

Brandon & ayden the homosexual conductors

The honk town express is back, theyre so gay!

by Aydenbegay October 5, 2018

shoelace express

a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.

"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.

by swheatlady February 15, 2009

african express

The EBT, Access, or Welfare Card.

Cashier - "Cash or credit, Ms. Jenkins"?

Ms. Jenkins - "Go on head and put dat on da African Express card"

by milkdud November 16, 2006

Pedophile Express

Blogs, especially Internet Relay Chat (IRC) based online discussion groups, which do not identify and screen out sexual offenders and predators.

I supported the Wikipedia until I found out that it was the Pedophile Express.

Watch out for the MySpace the Pedophile Express.

Sexual offenders and predators interact with children on the Pedophile Express.

Express.

by Jimmy Earl Carter, Jr. September 10, 2008

batman express

To frantically and intoxicatedly make your way to work, or other commitments, after partying too hard the night before and oversleeping, skipping your normal morning routine.

P1> (arrives at work)
P2> You're late again. And you look like hell.
P1> I know. I woke up 5 minutes ago. Pulled a batman express this morning.

by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

Exxon Express

1. The act of fucking a girl doggystyle, then spitting on her back. When she turns around, you cock slap her in the face, and skeet in her mouth. After wong-whacking the fuck out of her, you take shit on her chest. You gouge her eye out with your left nut, Then, (my favorite part), you fuckin shoot her ass in the back of the head, and shove a gas tube up her be-hind. The downside is, it only works once...

2. When you fill up your car with gas at an Exxon station.

Peter: Dude, I got arrested for giving Maria an Exxon Express, and now I'm on fucking death row!!!!

Alex: Holy shit, dude...

by Narc December 7, 2004