Evan

Basically God.

Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"

by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019

Evan

(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.

Evan Kaps loves to play and spend money on clash of clans.

by wetrice December 31, 2019

Evan

A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.

You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date

You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)

by Thatsonekid666 January 19, 2019

Evan

Evan is THE HOTTEST guy you’ll ever meet, he’s sweet but also a bit of a bully in a kind way! he is so kind and will always make you laugh no matter what, If you have an Evan keep him, you are one lucky person because if you loose him you’ll never find someone better than him again!

“Omg i’m so lucky i have an Evan “

“Evan’s the hottest boy ever”

by AstorR September 4, 2021

Evan

The coolest guy on earth.

He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.

"Evan has to be the best guy"

by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018

evan

evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.

joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”

jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”

by sillywillybilly May 30, 2020

Evan

Evan is a fat prick that no one likes don’t be a Evan kids

Evan touch little kids in his attic

by Evan likes dick June 21, 2019