Europeans

Ancient History: Words can't really describe them, they were great.

Modern: The second worst group of people on Earth. (right behind Terrorists!!!!) They are all rude, disrespectful, spoiled, ignorant pieces of shit and are the sole reason why everyone hates Europe. Except for the Germans and the Swiss, they're nice.

I meant my fair share of Europeans so don't tell me I don't know anything about them.

by Tonio31 August 13, 2006

European shower

This is utilized the morning after rather than taking an actual shower. So in place of an actual shower, you reapply deodorant and a healthy dose of cologne.

I smell a little funky today because I overslept and had to take a European shower this morning.

by Holden McGruen August 15, 2014

european hot cocktail sauce

is the sexual act of mixing female and male jizz in a cocktail glass mixing it with a hot sauce and having the women drink it while you eat out her pussy

many whores love drinking a European hot cocktail sauce

by themanofcrabs November 10, 2010

European Extreme

adj. The state of something being so radical and potentially dangerous that it exceeds the rest of the world's standards of "extremeness." The modifier, "European" refers to the higher, snobbier, level of sophistication which comes with the existing extreemeness. The phrase was coined by the video game Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence, where the European Extreme mode was an additional difficulty level unavailable in the United States on the release of the first version of Metal Gear Solid 3.

Person A: Damn, that guy looks like he's built out of marble and carved by Michelangelo himself, he must workout like a fiend!
Person B: You don't know the half of it, he runs 20 miles in the morning, lifts for 3 hours in the afternoon, and runs another 20 miles in the evening. He does this even in the dead of winter.
Person A: Shit, that routine is European Extreme man.

by wilhelmofcoal December 20, 2010

European Mexico

Some people refer to Eastern Europe as the "European Mexico"
Due to the unfourtunate poverty and . . . such

Guy: Its a shame what its like in Eastern Europe. It kind of reminds me of Mexico

Some Dude: yah guy it ISS the European Mexico!

by Europe0n September 1, 2006

European

Someone who is absolutely terrible at DotA. Usually from europe or brazil.

Damn these Europeans, always ruining my games!

by kappa10 February 14, 2012

European Regions

Alluded to in ancient texts and popular culture, these "regions" are false divisions of the European whole. Religious in nature, often referes to by Francists, who wholeheartedly beleive in the region known as France. See also: France.

Europe is not an amorphous blob. It is several European Regions, which are indepenant.

by Mimir September 23, 2003