An explanation whereby the enjoyability and longevity of an event/situation is increased exponentially by the inclusion of an unforeseen factor or person.
Dude - I was getting laid, but it was pretty average. But then her mom turned up and wanted in, then it was epic batter
by rockoroll June 12, 2011
Get the Epic Battermug. an unpleasant sex move in which the girl ends up making a painful squealing sound similar to mickey mouse's classic "a ha" sound
I knew my girlfriend had been cheating on me, so last night I gave her the epic mickey and at that moment she knew that I knew
by piffman2 October 20, 2009
Get the epic mickeymug. The highest form of fail known to man. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:
You must die, or the world will fail itself due to such an extreme level of failage.
You must die, or the world will fail itself due to such an extreme level of failage.
<Noob>:OMG I gotz teh myspaces n mah yootoobs rool n sutf n u sux cuz u has no myscapes!
<Me>: Epic fail.
<Me>: Epic fail.
by Lawligation November 14, 2007
Get the epic failmug. by Brody K. January 11, 2007
Get the Epic Moviemug. Epic Games, Inc. is a software development corporation. They are mainly known for creating the popular battle royale game, Fortnite. Epic Games is also known for their terrible customer service and horrible support features. They enjoy banning Fortnite users for using exploits that Epic Games does not remove. Sometimes it seems Epic Games does not truly care about how their users feel rather, they only care about the money... Tisk, tisk, tisk
Person contacting Epic Games: "Hello, I recently lost all my guns in Save The World because the game kicked me and my friends. It said 'We Hit a Roadblock' and something along the lines of 'Unable to save data.'
Epic Games: "Thank you for submitting your request. A member of our Player Support Team will respond as quickly as possible."
*Four Days Later*
Person contacting Epic Games: "Are you even going to respond?"
Epic Games: "Thank you for submitting your request. A member of our Player Support Team will respond as quickly as possible."
Epic Games: "Thank you for submitting your request. A member of our Player Support Team will respond as quickly as possible."
*Four Days Later*
Person contacting Epic Games: "Are you even going to respond?"
Epic Games: "Thank you for submitting your request. A member of our Player Support Team will respond as quickly as possible."
by MathO24 August 12, 2018
Get the Epic Gamesmug. by Candy from Slovakia June 10, 2009
Get the Epic Failmug. a royal beating obtained for any transgression or misbehavior, usually from foreign parents and especially indian subcontinent parents (like how "whoop yo ass" most often refers to an african-american style beat down). A most vicious form of child abuse though it usually always passes the radar of child protection services. This is because by the time child protection services would reach you, you would receive the most "epic beating the world has ever witnessed".
Let me see your report card, beta....WHAT, you got a B+!!! That is unacceptable.....*slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating
So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating
So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating
by mak2675 August 23, 2007
Get the epic beatingmug.