Emerald

The friend that mocks you for no reason

Me:Hey boo how are you
Emerald: hEy BoO hOw ArE YoU

by Brynnisntugly101 July 18, 2019

Emerald Ass Borer

Having sex under a dead ash tree in Detroit. The trees are in abundance and were killed because of the Emerald Ash Borer.

That guy is an Emerald Ass Borer, he likes to do it in the car under that dead ass tree in Detroit.

by Matt from MA June 26, 2008

Emerald Heights

Best place in all of Redmond, WA to work, even if it's a retirement home, with good pay and most convenient hours. After you work there, you probably won't want to work anywhere else, or will be so attached to some nice old person that you can't.

The Emerald Heights dining room has the highest concentration of Redmond High students of all the companies in Redmond. Probably.

by waitstaff?! June 13, 2007

energi

the all knowing and perfect one. unlimited source of anything.

Steve : Yeah, I'm a broke loser.
Jose : Call Jeremy, he's got that energi thing going on.
Steve : Sweet, he'll get us set up.

by Mya Smith August 1, 2004

seven ply enema

when you're skateboarding and doing a flip trick or other critical maneuver and you land with the board standing straight up into your ass, sometimes it bleeds, thats why its called a seven ply enema.

dude, i was trying to kickflip the 10 stair and got a seven ply enema, it ruined my session.

by lgskater September 30, 2009

Gas Enema

The process of filling up your gas tank when the price per gallon is above $3 per gallon. At that price, you may as well take the nozzle and stick it up your ass.

I couldn't even sit in my car after the gas enema I got at the gas station. F*&king oil companies!

by TJinDenver October 23, 2008

iPod Enema

The act of completely wiping an iPod and putting completely new or different music on it, typically out of music boredom.

Man, I'm so sick of listening to (x band), I think I need an iPod enema

by phenobarbiedoll October 1, 2010