i read your email

a statement of fact that can be truthfully spoken by any systems operator with root access.

BOFH: "I go back to the mail now, as something's bound to have happened. I do a grep on all mail files for the words "pregnant" and "family way", and post them anonymously to the local general interest newsgroup."

"I'm feeling a little out of touch with the current office politics, so I
grep the corporate email files for the words "body" and "love", then post
the juicier bits to rec.arts.erotica under "Seen on the nets"."

by popcultureicon May 13, 2005

emailable

Away from home, On vacation

I'm emailable next week.

by Delusional October 8, 2003

you must use the same email per name

Desparate times require desparate measures.

Hey Aaron, black kat is the only trouble maker left, so dump the bitch already.

by This isstill Black Kat May 2, 2005

Bulgarian Email

In Bulgaria there email is to tie a women to a wagon with a message and force them to walk.Hence all the women on the highway with wagons.Hence Bulgarian Email

In my country we do not have email, we have Bulgarian email all u need is a women and wagon.

by Thebulgarianator December 13, 2007

pre-emailasculation

The act of mixing multiple threads of conversation into an email discussion. Thereby causing sensitive information to be sent to an invalid party. Note: this is typically considered a fo-pa on the part of the original thread mixer. Exception: When the 2 threads are not related then the fo-pa is credited to the original violator. Responding to the original thread correctly is hereby the responsibilty of the respondee.

john caused emailasculation when he decided to have two converstaions at once but Wayne committed pre-emailasculation when he responded.

by Webster April 4, 2003

emailasculation

The act of mixing multiple threads of conversation into an email discussion. Thereby causing sensitive information to be sent to an invalid party. Note: this is typically considered a fo-pa on the part of the original thread mixer.

john caused emailasculation when he decided to have to converstaions at once.

by he who know's all April 4, 2003

email butt-whistle

1990 - The college buddy who won't go to the toga party because he logs into the school server to play on the UNIX system and gopher around the world
2000 - Anyone who puts their email checking schedule in front of other social activity
2006 - Dead Blackberry batteries.

This is a great party. Where's John at?
He's up at the school whistling.
John is an email butt-whistle

by Duluth Student September 20, 2006