Elliot is a selfish dude who likes to use girls until he doesnt like them anymore and replace them with a girl that isnt even better than them
Girl 1: Hey did you hear about what he did to his ex gf?
Girl 2: Yea, no surprise his name is elliot. His ex gf deserves better.
Girl 2: Yea, no surprise his name is elliot. His ex gf deserves better.
by iiK3NZ0ii March 14, 2023
Get the Elliotmug. by pee pee lizzie June 1, 2021
Get the Elliot Ambercrombiemug. best couple goals ever would definitely recommend them getting together they are soulmates only talked a couple of times but soon they are going to become from strangers to loves very fast
by Ilovedanielle27378 October 27, 2022
Get the Danielle and elliotmug. is a person that should be thrown around a room like an anti-stress ball. they also have the worst tastes in men.
by cannibalismfan April 28, 2022
Get the ELLIOTmug. 
Get the elliotmug. Elliot is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She is smart, talkative, and a total goofball. She is absolutely beautiful even though she doesn't believe it herself. She is the best support person ever and is just in general an awesome person to be around.
by Doink Head March 8, 2020
Get the Elliotmug. A tragicomical specimen of Homo dumbassicus, characterized by an unparalleled deficiency in cognitive function and an evolutionary regression to single-celled decision-making. Often observed exhibiting behaviors such as chronic incompetence, a baffling lack of self-awareness, and an insatiable urge to be a perpetual bitchicus irritans (24/7 subspecies).
Scientific Breakdown:
IQ Levels: Fluctuates between "forgot how to breathe" and "why is my name Elliot?"
Brain Activity: Scans reveal a desolate wasteland, occasionally lit by the faint flicker of a dying neuron screaming for help.
Social Impact: Known to induce facepalmitis in nearby humans, a condition where observers suffer repetitive strain injuries from excessive palm-to-forehead contact.
Evolutionary Role: Serves as a cautionary tale for natural selection, proving that some organisms thrive despite a near-total absence of adaptive traits.
Etymology: Derived from the ancient term "El-liot," meaning "Oops, my parents must’ve hated me."
Usage:
"Wow, you just spilled coffee on your laptop and tried to blame gravity? Stop being such an Elliot."
"I asked for one competent coworker, and HR sent me an Elliot. Thanks, I hate it."
Related Terms:
Elliot Syndrome (n.) – A rare disorder where the sufferer believes they are functioning members of society despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Elliotic Behavior (n.) – Any action so profoundly stupid it causes bystanders to question the fabric of reality.
Scientific Breakdown:
IQ Levels: Fluctuates between "forgot how to breathe" and "why is my name Elliot?"
Brain Activity: Scans reveal a desolate wasteland, occasionally lit by the faint flicker of a dying neuron screaming for help.
Social Impact: Known to induce facepalmitis in nearby humans, a condition where observers suffer repetitive strain injuries from excessive palm-to-forehead contact.
Evolutionary Role: Serves as a cautionary tale for natural selection, proving that some organisms thrive despite a near-total absence of adaptive traits.
Etymology: Derived from the ancient term "El-liot," meaning "Oops, my parents must’ve hated me."
Usage:
"Wow, you just spilled coffee on your laptop and tried to blame gravity? Stop being such an Elliot."
"I asked for one competent coworker, and HR sent me an Elliot. Thanks, I hate it."
Related Terms:
Elliot Syndrome (n.) – A rare disorder where the sufferer believes they are functioning members of society despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Elliotic Behavior (n.) – Any action so profoundly stupid it causes bystanders to question the fabric of reality.
"Bro tried to microwave his phone to 'charge it faster'—total Elliot move."
(adj.) – Describing any action so profoundly dumb it loops back to being impressive in its sheer idiocy.
(adj.) – Describing any action so profoundly dumb it loops back to being impressive in its sheer idiocy.
by FizzleSnork June 1, 2025
Get the Elliotmug.