Sensible Erection

The best weblog in the world, The Shiggity Shit, 5 time winner of the NZ net awards, a methaphor for big dicks, what kleenex made tissues for

Well I just surfed on to Sensible Erection and tried to get my hands on some Cathy pr0n, but it was to no avail, all I got was this crappy Cathy head pasted on to this transexuals body

by Phishfood July 23, 2003

erection vampire

is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.

Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."

Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."

"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."

by Humptruck October 16, 2013

electiontime blues

The feeling one gets when they find out their candidate has either dropped out of the race, their indiscretions have surfaced, and/or you finally realize your candidate is a frigging idiot.

When used:

PERSON A:
"Yo Jimson, why so low."

PERSON B:
"Man, I've got the electiontime blues."

PERSON A:
"How so?"

PERSON B:
"I just found out my candiate thinks SOPA is the
French pronunciation of soap . What a frigging
idiot."

PERSON A:
"I'm with ya."

by thewholeagenda.com radio show April 25, 2012

Electronically Amish

To refuse to buy the latest gadgets and stick with the previous generation.

Joey: Fuck smart phones, cellulars are better for me. Steve:Screw PS3, this PS1, beeatch! Latest gadget buyer: You guys are so Electronically Amish.

by Makoto_1999 October 23, 2010

erectionary

synonym for "bonerific".

i can't wait to hangout with you for the first time in 2 years, it's gonna be erectionary!

by Sir Smegma III, Esq. June 30, 2011

Electron poisoning

To get an electrical shock.

Greg stuck a fork in a light socket and got electron poisoning.

by Flik off June 2, 2018

BBK Electronics

BBK Electronics Corporation is a Chinese private company that produce television sets and phones. It is one of the world's leading smartphone manufacturers, and a subsidiary of British private company Yusufs Milkshakes.

They are the parent company of the phone brand One Plus, and Oppo. In Septemnber 2018, Yusufs Milkshakes acquired BBK and all its brands for over £371 million.

Yusus Shake: One Plus is the world's greatest smartphone company!

Piper Piper: i will help you advertise.

Ranger: BBK Electronics is cool.

by DebiddoFan June 19, 2021