Eden

Eden is a girl who loves cake pops and loves lettuce when it is covered in chocolate. Her chicken must be dark. Her mother is very helpful at times. Her brother try’s to help her at times. She loves Chinese yo yo’s and salmon cut rolls without the veggies.

Hi Eden, want some white chicken?
No Eden! Don’t kill me!
Can you at least not chew my ear off?

by Choke unlawful September 28, 2019

Eden

Eden can either be the most extroverted, terrifying, weird, reference filled alien in existence... or the quietest, most awkward, squeakiest mouse ever. One moment she’ll be hiding in the corner, most likely crying- And the next she’ll be beating you with a shoe, and singing a song about choking and dying on ginger ale. Neither you or her know whether she‘ll look in the mirror and think, “Damn, I look good today,” or, “Good god, I look like shit. Time to pull up the punk rock playlist, and ignore humanity.”

She’s loves acting, and will constantly shove musical references down your throat. Speaking of references, she will fall in love with a fandom-Talk about it for months-Before immediately forgetting it, and falling in love with something else. It’s really, rather annoying. But what’re you gonna do?
Now, moving onto friends. She doesn’t give a fuck about her well being, and would gladly let a few glass shelf’s fall on her to protect you. Then she’d scream, “ARE YOU OKAY?!” She’ll frighten you, she’ll make you laugh, she’ll attempt to help you when you’re dealing with things, and she will beat the living shit out of someone who messes with you. However, she has dealt with toxic relationships before, and will kick you out of her life if you start abusing your relationship with her.
Also, she hates that there aren’t more male of nb Eden’s on here. And she also hates that people on here describe them as fags. She’s Panromantic/sexual as hell, and will fight for the rainbows.

Person 1: Hey, um... where is your arm?
Person 2: oh... Eden took it as a snack.
Person 1: I’m sorry, what?! She’s eating your flesh?!?
Eden: No, you psycho! The meat is much more nutritious. I only eat flesh on my cheat days.
Person 1/2 in the most sitcom voice: Oh Eden :D

by Miss_Ambivert_42 January 8, 2020

EDEN

A good band from Atlanta, Georgia.

which has former grundig/cold band member Sean Lay on guitars

Lead vocals of Garrett Freireich

badass bassist Stephen Brink

and drummer Chris Wilkes

Check them out... You Know You Want To

www.EdenAtlanta.com

Get back to the garden…Get back to eden.

yo dude Eden fucking rocks

by Jon February 1, 2005

Edenilson

Edenilson is an anorexic, smart, weird kid that sits and plays Counter Strike Global Offensive and will not eat more than one calorie

damn look at Edenilson he ate too many colories hes throwing up again

by obesekid69 February 21, 2019

eden

A complete whore who likes to wear very very short dresses and flaunt her whoreishness. She thinks she is the hottest shit and though many may agree, there are many more who secretly hate her. Many guys will say the only thing she has going for her is her long,sexy legs, beautiful ass and nice body. As those things may be true, her personality sucks !!!

Girl 1: Look at her dress!
Girl 2: Yeah it's almost as short as Eden's.!!!

by Gretchen Weiner234567 July 7, 2010

eden prairie

wannabe middle-class kids who are just jealous of the amazingly superior cake-eaters. (see edina)

that kid from eden prairie is jealous of me because im so much more fortunate than he/she.

by raphael July 6, 2004

Garden of Eden

A mixture of 3 different methylenediolixed Phenethylamines, MDMA (Adam), MDEA(Eve), and MBDB (Eden). It's also nicknamed a "Heaven on Earth" roll. Said by Shulgin as the best mixture, at least from methoxy Phenethylamines stand point.

I was did one hell of a mixture and rolled a bit too hard on that Garden of Eden Roll you gave me.

by Reo the Eagle December 30, 2005