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by spamm1847 November 17, 2020
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Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?
Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality
Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal
by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021
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Mister I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims to buy clothes every day but andreea knows he ain’t rich and he’s lying
Mister I buy clothes every day texted me today! Fuck off u dump
by hotpotato July 13, 2018
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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