Evan

A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.

You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date

You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)

by Thatsonekid666 January 19, 2019

evan

evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.

joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”

jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”

by sillywillybilly May 30, 2020

Evan

A boy who is smart and blond. He is good with school and family. He is the best person to be friends with. He is always there to comfort and help. He though can have an ego and be a little to gory. He most likely loves to write and be in a stage crew for fairytales.

Hey have you read the new book.
No it has to much gore.
Yeh its by Evan.

by ConfuciousColumbusSocrates November 27, 2018

Evan

A stuck up prick who acts if he loves u but never sees u

“Have you seen séan yet “ ...no

“Ugh he’s being such an evan “

by That random one May 13, 2018

an evan

a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.

just use 'an evan' as an insult basically

by guy#3 October 31, 2023

Evan

Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks

Guy 1: “Hey look it’s Evan”
Guy 2: “Woahhhh I love him already”
Guy 1: “The fuck“

by skskskskandioopsistersevanugly November 3, 2019

Evan

Way cooler than anyone named stryker

Wow evans cooler than stryker

by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019