eskimo hotpocket

When you shit into a condom, freeze it and continue to fuck your partner with the frozen shit condom

At the local tavern, I received an "eskimo hotpocket"from a swamp donkey

by Dirty Bern December 21, 2016

Eskimo Sisters

Two females who are either currently sleeping with the same man or have slept with the same man in the past

Oh so he’s fuckin you too? We eskimo sisters.

You aint my sister bitch.

by Nobody’s bitch September 28, 2018

Eskil

Eskil is a very, very handsome person. He has one of the best personalities that exist out there and with his new haircut he's looking hella fine. This man could proabably steal your girl real quick if he wanted to. With his charming humour, beautiful hair, sharp-ass jawline and sexy middle-splitted hair he is a sex god.

Person 1: Eskil i so funny!
Person 2: Yeah i know, he's so cute!

by ElionIsSexy69 February 13, 2020

crazy eskimo

when you're having anal sex from behind next to a freezer and as you're about to ejaculate you reach into the freezer and pull out a fish. as you ejaculate you hit them in the face with the frozen fish.

Peggy had a bruise on her cheek after I gave her a crazy eskimo.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008

eskimo frenchbread surprise

While nailing her doggy style, jam a frozen breadstick in her butt.

Do it with style

by SpitBlood April 27, 2003

Eskimo brother

The definition for when 2 guys have had intercourse the same girl.

Derived from a show called "The League". This was introduced by actor/comedian Jon Lajoie

"Dude, I had sex with Cindy last night!"
"Oh yeah... that's cool. I fucked her 2 weeks ago. That means we're Eskimo Brothers"
"What? We've been going out for months..."
OR
"Hey bartender, let me get a free drink. We're eskimo brothers!"

by CeMsTa_1019 April 9, 2010

Alaskan Eskimo Hug

When a person shits in someones asshole then that person shits it back into their asshole.

Guy1- I met this girl last night and she showed me what an Alaskan Eskimo hug was.
Guy2- What is it?
Guy1- "whispers"
Guy2- THAT'S DISGUSTING!

by tonebay August 16, 2011