Egoseismic

The notion that your location on earth will determine or affect the location of earthquake epicenters.

When moving to California, I, being my egoseismic self, pushed the epicenter of earthquakes to North Carolina.

by GoodMythicalMorning June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

A self centered belief that Earthquakes or seismic shifts happen wherever you happen to live (Not to be confused with Anti-Egoseismic

A: God, there've been like, twenty earthquakes in L.A. since I got here! I think they're following me!

B: Dude, you're being Egoseismic, stop...

by juskarath June 12, 2012

egoseismic

The inflated thinking that one's own presence, mojo, swagg, etc. is enough to cause the earth to quake.

Link: "This place never had an earthquake until I moved here."
Rhett: "You egoseismic bastard."

by failget June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

having or regarding the self or the individual as having great effect on seismic activity in an area

Link's theory on why he hasn't experienced earthquakes was very egoseismic.

by Another Mythical Beast June 12, 2012

egoseismic

To be self-centered, but in a earthquake kinda way...

Invented by Link and first featured on GMM on 05/03/2012

'i would call it egoseismic thinking'

by jadif June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

Thinking that you can keep away earthquakes by your presence somewhere.

Link is so egoseismic, he hasn't felt an earthquake in LA since he's moved there.

by RhettandLinkftw June 13, 2012

Egoseismic

The belief that earthquakes are relative to where you are in the world.

Link: "Maybe the fact that we moved to California moved the epicenter of earthquakes in the U.S. from California to where we were from."

Rhett: "That's called, 'Egocentric thinking'

Link: "I would call it, 'Egoseismic thinking'

by TheGreenChameleon June 13, 2012