A body of at least 10 extremely drunken people passed out on top of each other or around each other forming a human pile or a group.
by MLGPugMaster January 13, 2017

by reallygoodlookingman1 May 16, 2022

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025

This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.
by Diana’s airbag November 23, 2021

n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.
by Sonya H. July 24, 2008

When its drunk o clock and the guy or girl comes to the part between the time of 2am - am and scoops up everyone who is DTF
Bob just did a drunken scoop on all of Chrissy's hammered friends!
Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!
Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!
by whatchuiwant May 14, 2015

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.
“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”
by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018
