Dick in mouth disease

It is where you will take any cock into your mouth whether it is a salty cock or a normal donger.

Woman 1: Did you watch 50 shades of gray?
Woman 2: Yeah, the girl must have had dick in mouth disease.

by Mrconjman July 5, 2017

cobe disease

meaning "Coming Out Both Ends"
non medical term for the symptoms which arise from engaging in the excesses of mexican fare and tequila...

Just after stumbling out of "Tacos R Us" Paul came down with a mucho case of "cobe disease"

by sheila in the car April 26, 2009

Fat Finger Disease

When you interface with any kind of computer that requires manual input (whether by keyboard, or a touchscreen) there is the chance for making a mistake. Such mistakes are playfully called "Fat Finger Disease".

when using a touchscreen device, sometimes your finger makes a wrong choice; people who do so have Fat Finger Disease.

by Gene Bob October 23, 2004

doseone

the crown jewel of the anticon label. probably one of the best MCs to ever grace a mic.

ian: what's a doseone?
eric: pure lushness.

by e*rex June 5, 2004

Urban Imitation Disease

WHAT IS U.I.D (UID) which typically infects young males. Those infected with UID are struck with an inexplicable urge to imitate everything they see in rap videos or hear in rap music. One of the earliest symptoms of infection is the narrowing of one musical preference to rap and hip hop alone. In this early stage the brain begins to pluck out phrases that are repeated and incorporate them in to the persons every day life and chances the chemical make up of a persons brain I call this the audible stage, in this stage there speech starts to be unrecognizable to the normal population. Person infected will typically use imaginary words like crunk ,wylinout, ballin and prtizzle . These phrases will often be strung to gather in a sentence like form. For example : that partizzle was crunk we was ballin and wylinout of control .Which loosely translates in English to : The party I went to was great I had a wonderful time I got a little drunk I was the life of the party. In the most advanced audible stage there is no recognizable word from the English language. The next stage is the visual stage which starts out will settle changes in dress such as the way one wears there hat or jeans. Their hat bill may be straight but the hat is most definitely turned to the side or to the back often will price sticker still attached .the jeans are usually worn low or sagged. I have found this is a good way to judge how advanced the visual stage is. For example the lower the pants rest, the more advanced the stage. Note, also in the terminal stage there may be 1 to 3 pairs of shorts exposed above the jeans. Once these signs are evident, a diagnosis can be made.

the paul wall kinda guy. someone that has a nice home in a great neighborhood but claims the ghetto life thats is Urban Imitation Disease.

by Adam petrey September 13, 2008

Desean

`nice , trusting , lovable , has a good heart , SEXY , cares about his girlfriend . this is the type of person he is ; &` i always love him no mattter what ♥

you see that desean over there .

by `tifany (: June 11, 2010

Mad Snail Disease

A fake disease that turns you into a zombie. Symptoms are ticklish rib cage,loss of balance, severely untrimmed toenails. In the Episode "One Bitten" in Spongebob

Have you heard about that zombie " He got Mad Snail Disease

by Uydtdfzi August 11, 2017