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one downer

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)
Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
by Beatreese October 11, 2009
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sperm doner day

Sperm doner day falls on march 2nd. This holiday gives all rights to aim there middle fingers towards (dead beat dads). Also known as a piece of shit male that acts like a selfish prick and refuses to take responsibility for his offspring.
Its sperm doner day lets get out our cells and send a family finger to your worthless sperm doner
by Meganator84 June 18, 2017
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Debbie Downer

A stun gun or a taser capable of dropping one to the ground instantly.
She pulled out her Debbie Downer and dropped his ass with 12000 volts of electric current.
by Black History Month November 15, 2020
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Donner Party

The two of us should have a Donner Party.
by Psinorhc September 1, 2011
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David Downer

A man who is a downer, depressed, glass half-full, woe-is-me.
George is a real David Downer.
by galaxysprfx August 26, 2010
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Urban Dictionary Downer

A retard who's born with a few extra chromosomes and, as a result of this, feels obligated to vote down on every UD definition he comes across just because he feels like it.
Person A - Hey, why's that spaz voting down on that UD definition for crack? It's a perfect definition man!

Person B - Oh him? Yeah, he's just an Urban Dictionary Downer.
by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010
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Golden Domer

The act of urinating in a man or women's mouth while receiving fellatio.
Last night, I took this slut home from the bar and gave her a golden domer... she threw up but liked it.
by Sex Manther October 21, 2010
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