diddle

playing on your computer without doing any work

I used to diddle instead of doing homework

by snowboardnj September 10, 2019

Glinky-Diddle

The last bite of bread left after you get done eating a hot dog.

No one ever eats the Glinky-Diddle

by briibrae July 5, 2011

Skittle diddle

Gay

“Your a skittle diddle

by Rico Suave 717 January 3, 2024

strobe-diddle

When half your strobe light bar is out on an ambulance,police car, or fire truck.

The ambulance that just drove by has a strobe-diddle. The same rules follow as for a padiddle

by emt girl February 16, 2012

Double Diddle

To masturbate with both hands.

"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."

by sangreazul July 21, 2016

Diddle

Diddle is a term used to describe non-consensual or coercive sexual activity. It is a more child-friendly alternative to the word 'rape' and is used to discuss the topic in a manner that adheres to platform guidelines while still acknowledging its seriousness.

John Doe diddled the woman in her apartment after the after party.
He diddled her while she was drunk and yelling for help.

by Fu2zs March 10, 2024

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022