Dicknored

When your friend ignores you to get some dick.

Person 1: “I’m staying at Tiffany’s place this weekend.”

Person 2: “I hope you’re ready to get dicknored then.”

by elena094 May 16, 2018

dickstory

history of dicks

"So I have been thinking about my dickstory from the past decade or so."

"Damn Stacey, why you so loose? What's your dickstory?!"

by amanil May 17, 2018

Dickteriorating

1. When a member of the male species is ruining your life
2. When your thirst for dick causes everything to go wrong

“Mandy, my life is dickteriorating”
“Shit, Sally. Sam cheated on you again!”

by SwaudiGod July 24, 2018

Dicktrip

To travel somewhere using the desire of a guy to fuck, thus staying in his house without paying anything, just having sex.

Hey, i'll yo to Mike's place in Chicago. He invited me so we can fuck, so it's a dicktrip.

by Larry King Jr. August 7, 2018

Dicktologist

A person who studies male penises for education and pleasure.

I'm a professional dicktologist. May I examine your penis.

by Ologi August 11, 2018

dicktogrophy

Above average or classy dick pics

I sent a girl samples of my dicktogrophy

by Scorpion7881 August 24, 2018

Dickture

Basically a picture of a dick.

Hey babe, send me a dickture.

by Hagman Truuts September 7, 2018