scrachelor's degree

A scrachelor's degree is an honorary degree given to a person who decides that winning the lottery would be more impressive than going to college.

I bet if I just took all the money I am going to spend on college tuition and bought lottery tickets instead, I'd win a ton of money. Instead of going to college, I'm going to get a scrachelor's degree.

by fikete December 9, 2011

bravery in degree "Ukraine"

Your bravery in degree "Ukraine" when you are Ukrainian and your balls much bigger than whole russian territory.

- Oh you have bravery in degree "Ukraine"
- Yes, I'm from Bucha

by shtvsk May 5, 2022

1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up.

1st degree: a planned out breakup. in other words, one of participants in the relationship planned out in advance to break up with his/her bf/gf.

2nd degree: a breakup following a heated fight. usually the day after, or right during the fight.

3rd degree: when the friends of the bf/gf says something to irritate the bf/gf and break the relationship off. even though the bf/gf did not intentionally break up with the bf, it is still considered a 3rd degree break up.

1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up...

1st degree: Alex: "yo dude when are you going to break up with chelsea?" Steve: "probably next week, after i have some time to think about what im going to say"

2nd degree: Abby: "if you werent so jealous about all my guy-friends then maybe we wouldnt fight so much." Kevin: "well maybe we dont need to fight anymore because we're over."

3rd degree: Matt: "Yo rachel last night vinny was trashed! he was messed up!" Rachel(to vinny): "if you're going to hang out with your immature friends and get wasted every night of the week then i dont know if i can do this anymore..."
Vinny: "but i wasnt..?"

by [e-mail] February 6, 2010

bachelor's degree

A diploma earned by a male college student who is single at the time of graduation. In many employment-fields, this attribute may not seem very impressive//laudable/desirable on a résumé , since many employers prefer married men who have "settled down" and thus are seemingly displaying some social progress and responsibility.

Telling a prospective wife that you have a bachelor's degree may actually lower her perception of you, since she will wonder why you have not already landed a suitable spouse by this time.

by QuacksO March 20, 2019

puss debree

Debree found within the vagina. Usually black in color. Quite rare but you'll notice it if you run into it.

We were having such good sex, then all of a sudden i noticed there was some puss debree on my dick!

by Oz January 3, 2005

law degree

course that will require you to read 1000+ pages per week. will make you wish you could fly. or were super richer. or anything but what you are doing.

beware of the law students that call themselves lawyers and walk around in suits trying to prove to the world and themselves something or another.

Guy 1: DUDE! What is UP with that ugly ass looking bitch over there. Why does she have so many books?
Guy 2: Oh man! She must be taking a law degree!

Girl 1: Oh my god, why the HELL does that guy insist on coming to lecture in a suit all the freakin time!?!
Girl 2: Because he's taking a law degree, as are you. And I only asked how you were to make small talk so stop wasting my time and let me do my reading bitch.

by avalaw February 18, 2009

Associate of Arts Degree

It is the head up your butt degree for college kids that haven't gotten out of high school so they drag it out another two more years. It is usually grade 13 and 14 and it is a perfect opportunity to smoke, drink, party, and sleep with a hangover it away. It may help you decide what you want to do with life and eventually will get you working some government job. The classes they make you take are some environmentalist shit, foreign language, something to suck up to Mexicans because of human diversity, history, worthless math, a science that thumps global warming, see what they are shoving?

I am going to college for my Associate of Arts Degree.

by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010