Deuce Jenner

The act of defocating while in a full out sprint.

Dude, I'm about to hit a deuce jenner get the camera ready.

by JaCqEeZ December 30, 2012

drop a deuce

pinch a loaf, take a dump, you know.
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"

I just dropped a massive deuce in the urinal.

by Diego February 8, 2004

dropping a deuce

quite simply, taking a shit.

Lavinius and Cooch were on their 2005 MLB Midcoast Trip when Cooch needed to drop a deuce at a nearby truckstop.

by thickage July 4, 2005

Deuce of Ages

The most epic shit that anyone has ever shat or ever will shit. A thunderous eruption of excrement unlike any the world has ever known. The kind of shit that puts all other shits to shame with its impossible magnitude and regal malodorous splendor.

Felix: I just took an incredible shit.

John: Yeah, that's great dude.

Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.

John: Uh-huh.

by buttcheeks_mcgee September 30, 2009

Splooge Deuce

Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.

My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 1, 2009

Deuce Hour

(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m., that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;

(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.

(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.

(at 1:57 p.m.) I sure hope no one's in the john, because it's almost Deuce Hour.

by Coast Trash September 3, 2008

The deuce is loose

Taking a huge crap.

I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"

by Sir_Poopsalot November 19, 2013