An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
by Garydog November 18, 2021
Get the desperados alarm clock mug.When you are making out and simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.
Man, I pissed my girl off so bad by giving her the derpy tiger, but I couldn't stop laughing at her lisp.
by MR. C3 October 4, 2021
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When you are making out with your partner and after they put their tongue in your mouth, simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.
Man, I pissed my girl off so bad by giving her the derpy tiger, but I couldn't stop laughing at her lisp.
by MR. C3 October 4, 2021
Get the Derpy Tiger mug.she's so quiet at first but then when you get to know her she is one of the most funniest people ever she is a good person by heart and she laughs at any stupid stuff people say😂
by boysarebitches:) April 30, 2022
Get the deshyia mug.A religion where people praise despair and junko (from danganronpa) for her holy despair name.
Despair will always beat hope and everything
We praise junko cause junko spent 2 seconds on twitter and said nope and ends the world
Despair will always beat hope and everything
We praise junko cause junko spent 2 seconds on twitter and said nope and ends the world
Me:Heyyy have you heard of despairism?
Person 1:no...no i have not is it like hop-
Me:*pulls out shotgun* bye bye!
Person 1:no...no i have not is it like hop-
Me:*pulls out shotgun* bye bye!
by You_are_fool July 17, 2022
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by Just A Friendly Arab January 31, 2023
Get the despair mug.A song that was initially great but due to frequently listening to it all the time, everywhere, the song becomes irritable.
“Hey, do you like the song Cupid?”
“I did but it had the despacito effect on me . Now I can’t stand the song.”
“I did but it had the despacito effect on me . Now I can’t stand the song.”
by Ishittedinmypants May 26, 2023
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