Porn desk

Desk where one's computer screen is not overlooked by anyone, permitting the viewing of porn in the office.

e.g. in a corner or backed up to a wall.

Since the office move, Richard has a porn desk. His eyesight is suffering from all the danger wanking

Porn desk by Posh John July 3, 2017

shit on a desk

To act upon a sudden, inexplicable, and irresistible desire to masturbate.

She decided to go shit on a desk.

shit on a desk by flushed dreams October 7, 2017

Help Desk 

This "Desk" is probably a phone number. No one bothered to change it to "Help Number".

Anyway, the "Desk" is India and someone in India is eating Chinese food (do they eat Chinese food in India?) at 2 AM with a headset on their lap talking to dumb and/or frustrated Americans. He's thinking "Surely you learned to activate your PD Flag for application recognition right after you learned to tie your shoes." But he doesn't say that, he's very polite. The highlight of working at the Help Desk is getting to remotely access some American's computer. Maybe they have embarrassing pictures, the latest Hollywood movies, or top-secret military documents up on their screen.

"Hello. You have reach the IT Help Desk. To hear the system status, please press 1. To talk to a customer support analyst, please press 2. If you would like to chit-chat about the latest computer games or other nerdy technical topics, please press the secret passcode. If you do not know the secret passcode, please wait on the line. The secret passcode is 4-5-3-5-1-0-0."

Help Desk by Hybrid_131 January 3, 2009

cash desk argument 

so the day is long and you forgot to buy something from the store/supermarket and out of all bad things you have to stand in line then people let you kindly for but then you get to the wrong person no matter if it is a male or feamale person and then..yeah you got an cash desk fight(argument) about nittygrittys

the people in the supermarket stood long in line suddenly two unknown strangers started an argument about little things...and the conversation found no ending so this got the people behind the two arguers mad and was an great example for an cash desk argument

cash desk argument by wizzlars January 21, 2013

monkey desk 

A really messed up interior design.. referencing the very scary "monkey desk" that Ty designed and Frank allowed on Trading Spaces.

I like your house and all, but that orange chair reminds me of a monkey desk.

monkey desk by Neffy August 19, 2003

Dropped Desk 

1. The act of skeeting.

He just dropped desk on her.

Dropped Desk by Droppin' Desk All Night February 9, 2009

Crap desk 

a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo crap in class. usally emty and next to you...

put that shit on the crap desk dog

Crap desk by hI121 October 25, 2010