department-store hissy fit

A term coined by mothers describing the hysterical (hissy fit) reaction of their little children when mothers say no to buying toys in a department store

Meredith and Little Jamica are in Harrods in London

Little Jamica: Mommy, look at this new stuffed bear!

Meredith: Oh, it's cute! Oh wait, too pricey, honey. So no, don't even think of buying it.
Little Jamica: WHAT?!! NOOOOOOOO!!! WAAAAH!
Meredith: Oh boy, here we go again. One more department-store hissy fit.

by DJAlexanderofFairfield December 8, 2013

depalo

The white part between the circumcisional scar and the head of a circumcised penis

Dude that woman could barely fit past my depalo

by HamAndCheese December 29, 2014

used beer department

the bathroom in a tavern

I suspect people will be very sloppy in the used beer department over the weekend.

by The Return of Light Joker September 18, 2011

Depa

Means ones love for hotdogs.

Can I get 5 dogs...Dude must be a depa.

by Wang Chung Tonight12 January 13, 2011

Achaemenidian legal department

A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.

Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.

Common Achaemenidian legal department war cry:
OUR LAWYERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!

by Danthemanpr February 21, 2011

Pre-Departure

The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.

"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."

by Buttocks73 October 9, 2008

customer disservice department

When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.

So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.

by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011