Darren Schneck

guy who is the ultimate god and leader of everything and broke physics with his speed.

That guy is Darren Schneck

by Hoodrat19023 November 21, 2020

Darren

Good looking guy with thicc juicy ass would fuck him 100%

-hey is that darren?
-yes hes sooo hot

by MammonsAss November 25, 2021

Darren Louis

He’s super big, has strength beyond anything imanginable, maybe more than shaggy. But he doesn’t think so himself this making him even more dangerous! He’s also a furry...

Holy shit Darren Louis just killed that dude by flicking him!!!

by Havdbahbdbdbbf February 16, 2019

Darren

He is the sexiest and smartest man you'll ever meet, hot AF and funny.

LOVES making dad jokes.

Ellie: Did you see Darren today?
Carla: Hell yeah I did!! what. a. HOTTIE!

by LMAOLOLLMAOGAYGAY March 3, 2023

darren day

December 25th

You have to buy a Darren a gift

Oh man it’s Darren day, I gotta get him a gift

by The Aquatic Falcon December 5, 2023

Darren

Someone who talks a lot, famous rapper

Darren is performing today/tonight!

by IowaWoman November 11, 2025

Darren

The most hardcore of hardcore Apple fans, they can’t justify why they like Apple products other than “it’s Apple!”

“Why do you think this iPhone is better than this Samsung?”

“It’s Apple mate”

“Oh god it’s a Darren”

by Ellpas Enohpi August 5, 2025