fresh as a fucking daisy

Awake and with it

"I saw him this morning and he said `Wow you look as fresh as a fucking daisy!` (with mocking English accent)"

Steve-O
Gumball Jackass

by Badboy August 27, 2003

Daisy

A cool crazy and sometimes funny clever girl who loves J-ELLO and is obsessed with 5 seconds of summer and crazy about the Maze Runner and wil go CRAZY if someone talks about it and wishes one day to break the world record of baking the most pancakes and is always singing songs with her BFFFL when we are in the car

Daisy is so obsessed with so many things.

by Jello Dolphin January 2, 2015

daisy chaining

British teenagers engaging in a form of group sex The practice involves teenagers going to each others' homes to engage in sex with multiple partners.

I'm going to Susie's house to daisy chain with a bunch of British chicks.

by hdgkdhgkjd May 2, 2005

daisy dumpling

Definition
when a man and a woman are having sex, the woman shits all over the man while they are fucking.

Examples
Yesterday, when i was fucking my girlfriend, out of nowhere she gave me an unannounced daisy dumpling.

The man in the scat video was given a daisy dumpling by a hot blond.

by Doug Beaumont May 19, 2009

daisy

Someone who is very affectionate and is not allowed to be enjoyed by anyone other than Sean Sweeney

Whenever I want a Daisy, I remember I can't have one.

by Dude what's good January 20, 2014

Pooh Daisy

Some half witted, midget-spooning dumbfuck who's not worthy of being ordained a full-fledged asshole.

That can't-win-when-it-counts, sniveling, slobbering choke artist Peyton Manning is a closet queen POOH DAISY and won't ever sniff a Superbowl.

by Jmac...bitches January 11, 2007

upsy daisy bage

something to say to the trash bag as you pick it up.

i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?

upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009